Ten Great Resolutions For 2014

Ten Great Resolutions For 2014

1.  Stay out of trouble. 

 

 

 

2.  Aim for greater heights.

 

 

3.  Stay focused on your job.

 

 

 

4.  Exercise to maintain good health.

 

5.  Practice team work.

 

6.  Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.  Take your time trusting others.

 

 

 

7.  Save for rainy days.

 

8.  Rest and relax .

 

9.  Always take time to smile.

 

AND

 

10..  Realize that nothing is impossible.

 

THE SENILITY PRAYER : 

Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway, 

The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and 

The eyesight to tell the difference.

 

Now, . . .you are supposed to share this with a bunch of your friends.  

And remember this: 

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old, 

  You grow old because you stop laughing!!!"

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Thanks to Anne Hullinger for contributing.